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Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: venturous
From: An Amazing Member!

Title: Heal
Characters/Pairings: Pansy Parkinson/Ginny Weasley
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: body art, ritual sex
Other Warnings: None

( Heal [NWS Art!] )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: doveypoo
From: A Mysterious Member!

Title: If You Can't Stand the Heat...
Characters/Pairings: Ron Weasley/Hermione Granger
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Wall!Sex, Oral
Other Warnings: None
Word Count: 4,367
Summary/Description: Hermione worries that her marriage has grown too routine.
Author's Notes: My prompt was "ice". I hope this is what you had in mind. Thank you, E and J for the beta work.

( If You Can't Stand the Heat… )

I have decided that daily_deviant's Kinky Kristmas fest is really secretly a Make Eey Happy fest.

Hello, my kinks. I would rec specific fic and art from this fest, but seriously, it's ALL so damn delicious that I can't pick just one.

I urge you all to go to Kinky Kristmas and roll around in the kinky dirty gorgeousness that's been posted.

As for the other fests I'm participating in/reading, have some fic and art!!

A Holiday With Old Friends on snapelyholidays. Snupin art with a bit of backstory ficlet. Lovely and awesome. I love this person's Snape.

A Haunting Past on snapelyholidays. Severus/Lily/Remus with some delicious potion's accident smut. God, I love it!

Rock and a Hard Place on snarry_holidays. Lovely dirty wall-sexxin' Snarry art. I love this "mystery" artist to pieces, and this is just one example of why!

Of Hope Restored on snarry_holidays. This one's long (20k+), but with forced bonding, deaged Snape Snarry, can you really turn it down? Can you? I didn't think so. :D It's an awesome fic.

The Storm and After on harry_holidays is some dark and gritty and perfectly dystopian Drarry with some incredibly ingenious and imaginative magical effects. I'd be reccing this up and down even if it wasn't for me. The fact that it's my gift? Is just the icing on the cake!

Cultivating Trust on harry_holidays is a lovely, sweet Draco/Neville with a perfect blend of Narcissa and Scorpius. It's beautifully written and Neville really shines in this fic, which I love to see. :D

The Song of Surrender on bestmates_xmas is a gorgeous, long bit of Harry/Ron fic in which Ron goes above and beyond for Harry. Harry has special needs in this fic (rope bondage kink) and it's just perfectly written. I loved how the author handled the relationship here. It was believable and perfect.

Ego Boosting on bestmates_xmas is a really wonderful fic in its own right, but it OWNS MY HEART for the fact that there are TABLES full of NUMBERS in this fic! NUMBERS! TABLES OF THEM! *loves* *loves so much* Y'all have to go read this one. It's fun and awesome and so much a perfect example of why I secretly love this pairing to death.

The Distraction of Attraction on bestmates_xmas is another lovely, fun, bromancey fic. I know, I'm reccing a lot from this fest, but everything's been so awesome and great and really, they've posted a LOT of fic there, so. Heh.

A Little Sideways on smutty_claus was a lovely and almost heartbreaking Cedric/Luna. I think I might have held my chest through most of it. Very awwwww and sniffle. LOL.

AND! Last but not least, happy_trekmas began posting today, and they started off with a bang!

Double-Ridged is Kirk/Spock art of deliciousness, exploring one of my favorite tropes from that fandom. Whee! Spock-cock at its finest!

Gah, I've read a ton of excellent fic this season, and it's only the first week! How will I ever keep it up? Hehehehe. "Keep it up." Heh.

Oh, and just in case you just wandered in and have never met me before, all the art linked from here is NWS! Because I'm a perv like that.

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: luvscharlie
From: A Witty Watcher!

Title: Knock On My Door
Characters/Pairings: Ron/Lavender, background Ron/Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Infidelity, stolen kisses, Christmas alone
Other Warnings: None
Word Count: 3,435
Summary/Description: As Ron's relationship with Hermione has its ups and downs, Lavender finds her heart broken over and over again.
Author's Notes: Thank you to my beta, H.

( The only things I see are loneliness and emptiness and an unlit Christmas tree. )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: ozma_katiebell
From: A Wicked Watcher!

Title: Never Be Too Careful
Characters/Pairings: George/Lee
Rating: NC-billionty
Kinks/Themes Included: Toys, sounding, restraints
Word Count: 2500 +/-
Summary/Description: He liked to call it 'product testing'. So did Lee. That way they could pretend without pretending. Angelina called it 'making damn sure', but she left them to it.
Author's Notes: Happy Crimmas, person! Thanks to mah seekrit beta.

( Never Be Too Careful )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: twilightsorcery
From: A Wicked Watcher!

Title: Working Late
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Draco; reference to Harry/Ginny and Draco/Astoria
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Included: Infidelity, Semi-Public Sex
Other Warnings: None
Word Count: 1,700
Summary/Description: It was always the same excuse
Author's Notes: Thank you to F and N, who did the eleventh hour betas and held my hand.

( Working Late )

OMG, you guys. I totally scored in the gift fic department today.

Have you ever read something and just thought, "You know, I should stop writing completely because I will never ever be able to write like this"? That totally happened to me.

My major downfall when it comes to writing is being descriptive. I just can't do it. I don't have that skill set. But the brilliantly imaginative author who wrote my gift at harry_holidays has more ability in the tip of his/her pinky toe than I'll have, ever. God, y'all, it is just AMAZING.

My only quibble is that I wanted more. More, more, more. I want to read more in this universe. I want a 500,000 word epic. I want... everything. LOL! I am so damn greedy. But seriously, how can you read something like this:

It had been raining in London.

Harry could smell it. It was in the unique city-scent of damp concrete and the tang of scorched steel and ozone lingering in the air. It was in the cautious eyes that stared at the sky from broken and curtained windows, and in the silence of the streets and alleys, and the lone unmoving hubcap balanced edgewise on the rim of an open manhole.

...and not just immediately be sucked into the story. I wanted to weep with the beauty of the details, and then again with the element that drives the fic (which I won't give away here; you'll have to read it yourselves). You guys, if you've never trusted me before, trust me now.

Run and read The Storm and After, just as fast as you can. It's 3600 brilliant NC-17 words of Harry/Draco relationship, but that's really only the very tip of the iceberg here. I mean. OMG, just go read it.

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: thilia
From: A Wicked Watcher!

Title:A Galleon and a Good Time
Characters/Pairings: Percy/Ginny
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Chan, incest, mild intoxication
Other Warnings: Smarminess. Did I mention chan? Very very chan? 1993 chan?
Word Count: 2398
Summary/Description: In which butterbeer is consumed, Christmas cards are read, and Ginny knows just how she'd like to spend a Christmas Eve with her brother.
Author's Notes: Sorry, I couldn't work in the sexy Santa outfit, but it pretty much wrote itself in one fevered sitting and will bear no costume-checks. I hope you enjoy it in any case!

( Percy has just about had it with Family Traditions. )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: ariadneelda
From: A Marvelous Member!

Title: Idle Threat
Characters/Pairings: Sirius/Regulus, Severus/Sirius/Regulus
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Included: Angry sex, dub-which-is-more-like-non-con, angst, darkness
Other Warnings: incest (obviously), humiliation
Word Count: ~4400
Summary/Description: Severus finds Sirius and Regulus doing something brothers should not be doing, and exacts payment for his silence.
Author's Notes: Many thanks to my beta, who did her usual great job. Giftee – I hope you meant it about dark, because... yeah.

( Idle Threat )

From now until January 3rd we are going to be selling Permanently Insane accounts for their regular price of $50. In addition we are selling Permanent Extra Userpics for $25. This will bring the userpic total of your Permanently Insane account to 500 for the life of your account.

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: lee_west
From: A Masterful Member!

Title: Mystical Mistletoe
Characters/Pairings: Ron, Hermione, Harry
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Orgy, Weasleys, Someone dressed as Santa, Bewitched Mistletoe
Other Warnings: none
Artist's Notes: Happy Kinky Kristmas! But watch out for suspicious looking mistletoe!

( Mystical Mistletoe [NWS Art!] )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: snegurochka_lee
From: A Magical Member!

Title: Give Her What She Wants
Characters/Pairings: Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Included: Requested kink: BDSM - D/s oriented. Also included, semi-bondage, domination, public sex, voyeurism, exhibitionism, humiliation, dirty talk, name-calling.
Other Warnings: No other warnings applicable.
Word Count: 3700
Summary/Description: Hermione missed out on the dinner party because she was otherwise occupied, since Draco gave her exactly what she wanted and more.
Author's Notes: Prompt was "after the party guests go home". Dear mystery prompter, you asked for some consensual kink, preferably with a dominant Draco. That's my favorite kind. >:D Hope you enjoy!

( Give Her What She Wants )

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Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: allaboutkink
From: A Masterful Member!

Title: Taking Advantage
Characters/Pairings: Severus/Sirius, James
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Included: Wanting someone you don't want to want, hate!sex, dub-con
Other Warnings: First time
Word Count: 2295
Summary/Description: Sirius has long wanted to pound Severus, and now he has a chance to do so.
Author's Notes: I was bunnied just reading the prompt, although this isn't my usual kind of fic.

( Taking Advantage )