I was doing some online madlibs and got this:
You, Dora are sitting in your box. You can't stop thinking about snoging. You wish you could snog and snog and snog all day long. Suddenly, you start to snog with your tree. You feel blue. REALLY blue. So you decide to snog some more.
You snog out of your box, showing yourself to the world. The more that you snog, the better you feel. Your neighbor, David Tennant, stares at you for a while. Then he starts to snog as well. He looks green. Knowing that David Tennant seems to like snoging, you continue to snog up the street.
Soon, the police appear. They watch you snog for a while. Suddenly, they all take their grass out of their jackets and run away snoging. You continue to snog for a while longer.
Soon, news reporters start flocking, wondering how you can snog for so long. You are broad casted worldwide, known as "The snoging Woman". Everyone watches, and soon, the whole world is snoging with you.
President George W. Bush walks up to you and asks you, "Why are you so fluffy. You need to get a cloud. Stop snoging and go away." You don't want to stop snoging, so you challenge him to a tree snoging contest. Bush decides to accept, and the competition begins.
You both start tree snoging with all of your might. A crowd starts cheering out, "Go Dora!" "Go Bush!" "Go Dora!".You are both sweating with effort as you try to outsnog the other. Eventually, Bush tires himself out from snoging too quickly. you win! the crowd jogs! You smile at Bush and say, "It's all in the hand!"
Your neighbor, David Tennant, stares at you for a while. Then he starts to snog as well. He looks green.
Yeah, I'd look green too if my neighbor lived in a box and was snogging trees!
President George W. Bush walks up to you and asks you, "Why are you so fluffy. You need to get a cloud. Stop snoging and go away."
Does Bush know what snogging is?
You, Dora are sitting in your box. You can't stop thinking about snoging. You wish you could snog and snog and snog all day long. Suddenly, you start to snog with your tree. You feel blue. REALLY blue. So you decide to snog some more.
You snog out of your box, showing yourself to the world. The more that you snog, the better you feel. Your neighbor, David Tennant, stares at you for a while. Then he starts to snog as well. He looks green. Knowing that David Tennant seems to like snoging, you continue to snog up the street.
Soon, the police appear. They watch you snog for a while. Suddenly, they all take their grass out of their jackets and run away snoging. You continue to snog for a while longer.
Soon, news reporters start flocking, wondering how you can snog for so long. You are broad casted worldwide, known as "The snoging Woman". Everyone watches, and soon, the whole world is snoging with you.
President George W. Bush walks up to you and asks you, "Why are you so fluffy. You need to get a cloud. Stop snoging and go away." You don't want to stop snoging, so you challenge him to a tree snoging contest. Bush decides to accept, and the competition begins.
You both start tree snoging with all of your might. A crowd starts cheering out, "Go Dora!" "Go Bush!" "Go Dora!".You are both sweating with effort as you try to outsnog the other. Eventually, Bush tires himself out from snoging too quickly. you win! the crowd jogs! You smile at Bush and say, "It's all in the hand!"
Your neighbor, David Tennant, stares at you for a while. Then he starts to snog as well. He looks green.
Yeah, I'd look green too if my neighbor lived in a box and was snogging trees!
President George W. Bush walks up to you and asks you, "Why are you so fluffy. You need to get a cloud. Stop snoging and go away."
Does Bush know what snogging is?